… when even the ditches at the sides of the lanes are full to the brim and over flowing over the road surface.
… when you get to the gate at the bottom of the field you’re going to run up, and the water is running down faster than you could run.
… when you spot a particularly swampy patch up ahead and decided you ought to double knot your laces to stop you losing a shoe to the bog. Then you realise you can’t actually see your laces.
… when the large muddy puddle that you would usually avoid becomes a chance to wash some of the mud off your trainers before you get home.
… you arrive home and you can hear the washing machine groan.
… you arrive home, muddy up to the knees, with a big smile on your face.
Any definitions I’ve missed out?? Please add your in the comments below!